Incredible One Liner Assortment

great one liners

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
early to bed, early to rise.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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